The World's Finest Collard Cookbook

If you think you don't like  collards, you haven't tasted our collards!

Pick The Collard Patch  story cookbook  for your cookbook shelf!

  • Unforgettable stories that will bless your heart and make you chuckle out loud
  • The most popular collard greens recipe in the world
  • 288 big pages with 244 remarkable recipes for collards, cornbread, and the trimmings
  • Helpful food facts and nutritional information about the healthiest food

You will love The Collard Patch.


Their teeth must have been HUGE!  There were NO footprints! But "it" or "they" ruined the crop in a single night! . . .


 

Willie Crawford shared his signature collard greens recipe with us, and we are sharing it with you in The Collard Patch. He loves collards.

 

 He said:

"Collard greens are a very nutritious and inexpensive treat. When I was growing up, my grandmother would buy about 50 cents worth of collard seeds and this would grow enough collard greens to feed us for the entire year. That 50 cents worth of seeds would produce hundreds of collard plants in our North Carolina backyard garden."

Willie told us this about his favorite collard greens recipe:

"My favorite way to cook collard greens is very simple...."

And then he went right into the recipe.  It's the first one in our book. 

Here is what Willie Crawford, the famous soul food cook said about our food:  "Mary Lou , you sure can cook!" 

 

Willie Crawford

Best-Selling Cookbook Author
World Famous Marketer
Navarre, Florida

If you think you don't like collards, you haven't tasted our collards!

That's right, our collards are truly delicious prepared in very creative unique ways.  However, just imagine delicious food that is also wonderful for your heart and healthy for your body. Yes, many of our recipes are very healthy, indeed.  They are low in fat, cholesterol, and sodium. How can you beat that:  good food that's good for you?

 

. . . AND don't forget the delightfully entertaining stories, preparation tips, growing tips, and all-around excellent information about collards. You'll find it hard to put down even after enjoying one of the mouthwatering recipes!

 


In ONE night . . . with no legs? 

But that was only part of the problem. . . .


Buy it today or you'll hate yourself in the morning!

If you think there is only one way to cook collards, you haven't been to The Collard Patch!

Soul Food . . . Southern Greens and Cornbread . . . Gourmet Food . . . Seafood . . . Mississippi Cooking . . . Cajun Food . . . Texas Style Food . . . Down Home Good Eating . .. Desserts . . . Salads . . . Sauces . . . South Carolina Collards . . . Youthful Nutrition . . . New Orleans Food

If you do not own this book, go ahead and buy yourself a copy.

If you have purchased this book, congratulations!  We know you will enjoy using it as much as we enjoyed preparing it.


"Something" loved collard greens as much as we did. 

But that was only part of the problem for the dedicated collard gardener. . .


And we have a bonus you'll LOVE! 

We want to spoil and reward you for buying our book.  We made this book for you to enjoy, and we developed some wonderful bonuses.  There's one you will delight in sharing with your children or grandchildren.  For your bonus follow the simple directions at the bottom of each page of your cookbook, The Collard Patch.  

 

We are joyful to share recipes from some incredibly talented cooks. The price is only $22.97 for this big beautiful cookbook reader.

 


 

A quick consultation with legendary gardener, Felder Rushing, gave the unlikely answer. . . .


Here are some the wonderful stories of Growing Up in Collard Country with their page numbers!
Saturday Entertainment, 263
The Flight of the Bumblebee, 265
The Gingham Dog and the Calico Cat, 266
Prissy, 266
A Horn Ache, 267
Raising Turkeys, 268
Mephitis mephitis, Young and Old, 269
. . . and Old, 270
Alligator Snapping Turtles, 271
A Lapful of Cow, 271
Smoky, The Racehorse, 272
Two Birds with One Stone, 273
Riding Cowback, 274
Dexter the Hunt Cat, 274
Horse Apple Grenades, 275
Tarzan and the Windmill, 276
Rocks from the Sky, 277
Jed, the Prickly Pear King, 278
The Primal Scream of a Lost Soul, 278

Carolyn Forche` is the author of a best-selling book for children, Colors Come From God … Just Like Me! She is sharing her favorite collard greens recipe and her favorite cornbread recipe in The Collard Patch .

Here is a snippet of her fascinating memoirs:

"As I share my Collard Greens Collage and Fresh Corn-Cornbread with you, let me tell you a little bit about myself, and how these twin passions came to be. My mother was an incredible cook, and I loved watching and helping her prepare foods. It was always fascinating to watch the magical transition at her hands of raw products like flour, eggs, yeast, milk, butter, cream and fruit and see them segue into perfectly shaped cakes, rolls, pies, cobblers, donuts and unforgettable, home-made ice cream...."

Carolyn's Endorsement
If the title of the just published book, The Collard Patch, summons visions of warm, sunny days, a beautiful table set in the solarium or sun room of a charming country home -- a home situated in a verdant, pastoral setting with meandering varieties of vividly colored flowers, you’re getting the picture.

Simply add to this scene -- you and friends sitting at this table, while mixed aromas of hot corn bread, and the unmistakable fragrance of hot collard greens and a baked apple pie are wafting into the room. Your host, a busy cook is coming in and out of the room, setting one tempting, mouth watering entrée after another on the table before you.
As she scutters in and out the room, your eyes look beyond the tall French-door style windows onto a patch of neatly planted rows of large, leafy rosettes of something favoring cabbage, but with much darker leaves. Oh, that’s the “collard patch” over there.

Your host now enters the room, and with flushed excitement takes her seat nearest the entryway to the kitchen as both she, co-author Paul Elliott, you, and other friends await the blessings upon the food and the first palate pleasing delights of collard greens, cornbread and all the country trimmings. You have just met the delightful and ever gracious host, Mary Cheatham, and marketing genius and author Paul Elliott, co-authors of The Collard Patch.

A simple browse through the pages of this wonderfully warm and enchanting book will transport you, as it has me, to the scene or scenes like the one described above. The only difference being, that as you prepare the incredibly delicious recipes that grace the pages of this uniquely written story-book of recipes, you become the host -- setting your easily duplicated entrees before your own friends. Never mind the fact that you may not be serving your dishes in a country setting … the food itself will transport you there.

Paul and Mary have outdone themselves with this treasury of gastronomic delights. As your recipes are simmering and baking, sit with a cup of tea or coffee and enjoy the riveting stories between the recipes. My favorite is the one about the young boy and the drunk cow. No, don’t ask me; I won’t tell you the name of the story, go and get a copy for yourself, and a couple for the others who will ask you the same. Enjoy!

 


The diagnosis? . . . Slugs!   Yes,   slugs!  But there must be thousands of them!  What to do? . . . Beer!   Yes, beer . . .


"How do I get it?"

"I'm looking forward to reading the stories and trying the recipes!"

Mary & Paul, I can't wait for The Collard Patch!

 

Have you gone somewhere lately and eaten cornbread that tasted better than you can imagine?  We have the recipes for all sorts of marvelous cornbread in The Collard Patch.   You will be amazed to see how easy and foolproof our recipes are.  You'll be cooking these and be proud of them:

  • Crawfish Cornbread
  • Hot Water Cornbread
  • Mexican Cornbread
The stories . . . the recipes . . . the personalities . . . . Can't you imagine yourself living with this book?

Jane Galay, who lives in Tennessee, is an artist, writer, home school educator, and Internet marketer.

In The Collard Patch she has shared a beautiful story about her cornbread inspired  by Prater's Mill: 

 

 

 

    

Mary, your new book, The Collard Patch, got me going back to the old Prater’s House again, the old Prater home place, now on the National Registry, just down from Prater’s Mill, off of GA 2.

This time it was to drink in spring!  Of all the seasons, this time of the year is absolutely perfect in Georgia!  The dogwoods are a bloom’n and the azaleas are all dressed up in their Resurrection Best, declaring, “New Life is NOW”! I just HAD to grab my daughter, Joanna, and take a mini road trip back into time, into the country where the air is fresh, and the sky is clear.

There is just something about this time of year that causes our hearts to rejoice like no other season.  The evenings are crisp and cool, and the sunsets are vibrant, the light is exquisite.  From the Mill, we watched the waters rush past us as we played with our camera. 

This trip with my fifteen-year-old daughter, in a sense, was a return to my own, "old homestead".  What a sense of awe I had that evening.  There we were, with over twenty years of deep, intimate memories passing between us.   I marveled how I was sharing with my very own legacy, reminiscing on times long past, before she was even my own thought.  How sweet it is to share what you love with whom you love. 

It, also, just happened to be Passover, named for the day God made the Death angel pass over those who believed and acted on His word, just before the children of Israel were delivered from slavery in Egypt.  What a thrill, in retrospect! Is this how God feels when He watches us rejoicing together, as a family?  Does He love to remember with us, all that we have gone through, as we appreciate all that He has done for us, as He has been faithfully making us the loved ones we are today?  It just doesn’t get any better than this!

Go to The Collard Patch to get Jane's full true story about Prater's Mill and her authentic old-fashioned cornbread recipe inspired by the Mill! 

Choose this book now! Your life will be blessed.

Cookbook collectors:  we want you to have our book!   It is unique. At this website you have discovered a rare treasure. Where else can you find a cookbook devoted to growing, preparing, cooking, and eating collards with cornbread?

We believe in giving you value, entertainment, and inspiration. Because of our belief, we
have made The Collard Patch a cookbook reader. Even if you never cook our recipes for some of the healthiest and tastiest food on earth . . . however, we believe you will . . . you
will want to take The Collard Patch with you when you go to bed at night, when you sit with
a cup of coffee, or when you travel. Our true stories will quickly absorb your thoughts,
cancel your worries, and put a relaxing smile on your face.

You will discover a wonderland of treasures waiting for you as you explore The Collard
Patch. Love flows through our garden, and we want to share it with you.

 

Paul and Mary Lou, I've got to have it now!


I want to order by check.

Those little sots! They absolutely can't pass up a drink! The bottoms cut from disposable muffin tins with a couple of tablespoons of beer each would have 20 to 30 of the useless eaters drowned each morning. That allowed newly planted sets to survive! Ah, the vagaries of gardening.


Mary Cheatham
Paul Elliott

We Are Bringing You the Familiar Favorites Along With Unique and Wonderful Ways to Cook Collards And Cornbread! Here are a Few Recipes In
The Collard Patch:

Aegean Collard-Rice Casserole
Artichoke and Collard Dip
Asparagus-Collard Green Linguine
Awesome Collard Greens
Bacon Collard Omelet
Bacon Seasoned Collard Greens
Bonne Terre Swamp Stew
Butter Pecan Cornbread
Cheryl’s Mexican Cornbread
Chicken and Collard Casserole
Collard Greens Gumbo
Collard Pizza
Collard Rolls And Spare Ribs
Collard Soufflé
Collard Squash Dressing
Crawfish Cornbread
Creamed Collards
Creamy Crawfish and Collards

Fish Couvillion
Memories of the Mill Cornbread
North Louisiana Collard Gumbo
Peach Salsa
Ruth’s Old-Fashioned Biscuits
Rye Cornbread
Sausage Collard Bake
Sicilian Greens
Simply Delicious Collards
Spinach and Collards
Stir-Fried Greens
Sweet Tomato Collards
The Way Mama Cooked Greens
Too Good Collard Cornbread
Two Sisters’ Collards
Wilted Collard Salad
You Must Taste These Brownies
Zucchini Cornbread

Grab this book now! Your stomach will thank you!
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